A couple were arrested in the grounds of Windsor castle after they were caught having sexual intercourse on the lawn of Windsor castle in full view of many people. To make it worse, the Queen was in residence at the time, although her “boudoir” is on the other side so hopefully she wasn’t aware of the little “show” outside. A pair of Japanese tourists filmed the scene for 20 minutes before the couple were arrested, and many soldiers were watching from the windows. Across the street, many people could see the scene from cars, shops and the street. It attracted quite an audience.
Now these people weren’t making a political statement, they weren’t angry at the Queen, they weren’t looking for anything out of it, they simply got carried away. Despite the people watching, commenting and even filming, the two did not stop. They only stopped when they were confronted with two armed police officers who arrived in range rovers to separate the couple and remove them from the premises. The two were arrested and made to spend the night in jail for their actions.
What a great crime. Imagine talking about that in jail. When everyone says what they did, one man is a murderer, you’ve got a couple of thieves, a vandal, and maybe a druggie or two. “What did you do?”, they’ll ask. “We had sex in the Queen’s garden.” THAT, my friends, is a great answer.
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